Probably Stolen Water Guide
Probably Stolen water guides covering purification, evaporators, Aquascan readings, water quality tiers and the water merchant.
What is the Water System?
Water is Probably Stolen's survival economy: you collect dirty water, purify it with evaporators, check quality with the Aquascan and sell clean tiers to thirsty customers and the water merchant.
Why master water?
Steady Passive Income
A well-tuned evaporator setup sells purified water every day without taking shelf space from stolen goods
Quality Means Price
Aquascan readings tell you which tier your water lands in, so you never dump premium water at junk prices
Unlock the Water Merchant
Meeting the water merchant's quality demands opens one of the most reliable trade routes in the game
Featured & Essential

Probably Stolen Aquascan: Water Quality Scanning Guide
Learn how to use the Aquascan in Probably Stolen to check water quality, price purified water correctly, and run a profitable Water Merchant business.

Probably Stolen Evaporator: Setup & Usage Guide
Learn how the Probably Stolen evaporator works: power cells, solvent removal, purity stages, and upgrade tips for your chem lab production line.
All Water Guides

How to Purify Water: High-Quality & Pure Water Setup Guide
Learn how to purify water in Probably Stolen: UV lamps, filters, water purifiers, moisture farms, and the quality thresholds for pure water.

Water Guide: Purification Methods & Pure Water Tips
Learn every way to make High-Quality and Pure Water in Probably Stolen: purifiers, UV lamps, filters, tilapia, hydra weed, and moisture farms.

Water Merchant: Best Early Game Setup Guide
Learn the best Water Merchant start in Probably Stolen: perk picks, purifier rush strategy, daily loop, and income targets for days 1-14.

Probably Stolen Water Quality: Purification Setup Guide
Learn how water quality works in Probably Stolen: purify rust water to base, high-quality, and pure water using UV lamps, filters, purifiers, and

Probably Stolen Water: Water Merchant Setup Guide
Learn how to build a profitable water merchant empire in Probably Stolen with purifier priorities, perks, and a day-by-day early-game plan.